Simple quick quotes series#

“Live each day like it’s your second to the last. “If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.” – Betty Reeseĥ5. Scratch where it itches.” – Alice Roosevelt Longworthĥ4.

“I have a simple philosophy: Fill what is empty. “I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realise I should have been more specific.” – Lily Tomlinĥ3. “Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.” – Will Rogersĥ2. “By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.” – Robert Frostĥ1. “A few harmless flakes working together can unleash an avalanche of destruction.” – Justin Sewell You can’t possibly live long enough to make them all yourself.” – Sam LevensonĤ9. “You must learn from the mistakes of others. “When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.” – Cathy GuisewiteĤ8. “Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.” – Mae WestĤ7. “The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts.” – UnknownĤ6. Well, neither does bathing - that’s why we recommend it daily.” – Zig ZiglarĤ5. “People often say that motivation doesn’t last. “Life is like a sewer – what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.” – Tom LehrerĤ4. “If you let your head get too big, it’ll break your neck.” – Elvis PresleyĤ3. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.” – Benjamin FranklinĤ2. “Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger.” – Franklin P.

Simple quick quotes series#

After some years, it can boast of a long series of successes.” – Marie von Ebner-EschenbachĤ0. “Even a stopped clock is right twice every day. “Be happy – it drives people crazy.” – Unknownģ9. “A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure.” – Unknownģ8. You have to go after it with a club.” – Jack Londonģ7. “When I’m sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead.” – Barney Stinsonģ6. You’ll have to use the stairs, one step at a time.” – Joe Girardģ4. “The elevator to success is out of order. “Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.” – Thomas Edisonģ3. “Leadership is the art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it.” – Dwight D. “If the world didn’t suck we’d all fly into space.” – Unknownģ1. “I cannot afford to waste my time making money.” – Louis Agassizģ0. “Happiness is just sadness that hasn’t happened yet.” – UnknownĢ9. “Bad decisions make good stories.” – Ellis VidlerĢ7. “A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.” – Steve MartinĢ6. Where would you put it?” – Steven WrightĢ5. “When I hear somebody sigh, “Life is hard”, I am always tempted to ask, “Compared to what?”” – Sydney HarrisĢ4. “The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.” – Terry PratchettĢ3. “The difference between genius and stupidity is genius has its limits.” – Albert EinsteinĢ2. “Nothing is impossible, the word itself says “I’m possible!” – Audrey Hepburn “It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn’t give it up because by then I was too famous.” – Robert BenchleyĢ0. “If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.” – Steven Wrightġ9. “I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.” – Oscar Wildeġ8. “Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.” – Robert Blochġ7. It is already tomorrow in Australia.” – Charles Schulzġ6. “Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. “Always remember that you are unique – just like everybody else.” – Unknownġ5. “A clear conscience is a sure sign of a bad memory.” – Mark Twainġ4. “Work until your bank account looks like a phone number.” – Unknownġ3. “Well-behaved women seldom make history.” – Laurel Thatcher Ulrich “The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.” – Will Rogersġ1. “The best things in life are actually really expensive.” – Unknownġ0. “Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.” – Mark Twainĩ. “It could be that your purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others.” – Ashleigh BrilliantĨ. “I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure.” – Unknownħ. “I am an early bird and a night owl… so I am wise and I have worms.” – Michael ScottĦ.

“Every tattoo is temporary, because we’re all slowly dying.” – Unknownĥ. “Change is not a four letter word… but often your reaction to it is!” – Jeffrey GitomerĤ. “Age is of no importance unless you’re a cheese.” – Billie Burkeģ. “When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.” – UnknownĢ.